OK, I'll fess up. When I started this blog I lived at River Cottage, a little small holding in the beautiful Wylye Valley but then I moved. So now I live in a beautiful little village in the same valley with my two gorgeous, funny, intelligent children, The Boy, 18 and The Girl, 16. They were clearly swapped at birth and must spend all their waking hours wondering who their real parents are. I've followed no discernable career path, having worked in publishing, the arts, Slebrity PR and as an airstewardess in the Middle East (see what I mean!). I've lived abroad for many years most recently in France. I now work in child protection for our local authority in between raising Orpington hens, writing my next book and pretending to be self-sufficient. I am proudly a single mother
mrwriteon - ah,now I could say that I put this up early for all my friends in Australia but in actual fact I spent the whole of Tuesday thinking it was Wednesday to the extent that I sent a stroppy text to a friend I was meeting for coffee. 'No, it's tomorrow she protested'. 'No, it's today' I countered 'I work on Thursdays' to which she responded 'But it's only Tuesday today'. Hmmm
Alienne - I haven't let my cats see this just in case they get any ideas. The kids have enough crap...
Steve - where indeed! I had a klepto doggy once. He came home with everything from a whole roast chicken to a packed lunch - definite food theme there.
Sarah, if nothing else the cat has eclectic taste!
Lou - half a mouse? I dream of half a mouse, a nice neat half mouse. I just get to find them disembowelled on the lawn, on the path, on the doorstep......
CQ - shame you can't train them to steal on demand isn't it? This one came from a French website - see how kulcha'd I am!
8 comments:
Where's Batman when you need him?
But it's not yet Wednesday. Just saying.
Excellent! You have to pay for your teenagers' junk, but the cat just goes and gets his own!
mrwriteon - ah,now I could say that I put this up early for all my friends in Australia but in actual fact I spent the whole of Tuesday thinking it was Wednesday to the extent that I sent a stroppy text to a friend I was meeting for coffee. 'No, it's tomorrow she protested'. 'No, it's today' I countered 'I work on Thursdays' to which she responded 'But it's only Tuesday today'. Hmmm
Alienne - I haven't let my cats see this just in case they get any ideas. The kids have enough crap...
Steve - where indeed! I had a klepto doggy once. He came home with everything from a whole roast chicken to a packed lunch - definite food theme there.
Hilarious! They need to set up a 'Lost and Found' depot!
So funny. I've had a very 'big talk' with Benny and Tabby tonight!
....we had half a mouse earlier!
Blimey - it puts a few rats and the odd pigeon into the shade! Where do you find this stuff?!
Sarah, if nothing else the cat has eclectic taste!
Lou - half a mouse? I dream of half a mouse, a nice neat half mouse. I just get to find them disembowelled on the lawn, on the path, on the doorstep......
CQ - shame you can't train them to steal on demand isn't it? This one came from a French website - see how kulcha'd I am!
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